Femslash Ex 2020
Sep. 20th, 2020 01:20 amHello!
Thank you very much for reading my letter!
My AO3 handle is TheseusInTheMaze!
I’m pretty open minded when it comes to gifts - if you get an idea that involves any of my likes and pairings, but doesn’t match any of my prompts, I am totally okay with that!
DNW
First Person/Second Person POV
Scat
Spitting
Urethral sounding
Tribbing
Soulmate/one and only AUs.
Permanent Character Death
Suicide/self harm/eating disorders
Mundane AUs
Hopeless endings
WandM with food (versus paint, slime, etc)
Umbrella Academy - Five/Vanya
Umbrella Academy - non-incest AUs
Umbrella Academy - Vanya in femme clothes and makeup (barring the Umbrella Academy uniform)
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina - changing Sabrina’s canon age
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina - Season 3
The Doctor and the Master/Missy being referred to with they/them pronouns
The Doctor and the Master being referred to as Theta and Koschei
General Likes
- Fairy tale motifs, biblical (as in Old Testament) motifs, mythological motifs in general
- Characters bonding over domestic things (especially cooking/baking/grocery shopping/other things to do with food), characters arguing over domestic things, characters making up with each other with domestic things. People doing each other’s laundry as a sign of affection, people making food for each other as a sign of affection, or to show their annoyance, but they love them anyway.
- Transformation, especially wings/extra arms. Preferably with some horror, but not too much of the “snapping of bones” variety. “My body isn’t mine anymore/my body has changed” but not the visceral gooey bits of it, more the existential threat.
- Themes of things repeating, traditions, “we’ve done this before, but let’s try it again anyway, to see what works.”
- Casual genderfuckery - guys in skirts and girls in suits, and nobody cares, apart from possibly finding that particular person hot. No deep rumination on gender, just comfort in playing with it.
- People saying the wrong thing, then trying to fix it, and all parties not being perfect, but more or less muddling through. Characters reconciling after a long time apart.
- Little moments captured at certain times of day - late night cups of tea at the dinner table, watching the sunset while walking down the street, the quiet moment in a kitchen while a party is going on outside.
- Skin hungry characters finally being “fed” with platonic, romantic, or sexual touch.
Long, meandering, organic conversations that go on tangents.
- Characters who are bad at being emotionally sincere trying very hard to do so.
- People at the beach - warm sand, the sun beating down, the quiet when it gets late, ice cream and sandwiches while sitting under a beach umbrella.
- Inclement weather. Snow, rain, thunderstorms. Characters getting caught up in it, characters taking shelter from it, characters getting ready to go out in it. I love the way the weather can set the scene.
- Isolation, real or imagined. The way an apartment late at night can feel like an island of light in the middle of a vast ocean, or being on an actual small boat on a vast ocean. Isolated cabins in the mountains, beach houses late at night, empty streets at the very end of the day. That sweet desolation you feel, looking over an empty space and it’s just you and the one you love.
- Places with personality. Old houses with a lot of rooms, towns that have history, forests that love you and also kind of want to eat you, the ocean that will tell you its secrets as it swallows you up.
- Pining that’s trying to be subtle but isn’t. People in denial about their own feelings, then giving in to them in private. People being embarrassed and happy and sad and complicated at being in love, platonically or romantically or in ways that even they aren’t sure about.
- Daemon AUs. Please give me all the people with their souls on the outside of their bodies as animals. My id eats that up like candy.
- Non-monogamy. Please give me all the polyam content.
Smut Likes
- Face touching/holding, hand touching/holding. Sucking on fingers, shoving fingers into mouths, palms against cheeks, tracing someone’s profile with the tip of a finger, thumbs pressed into dimples.
- Focus on mouths - cunnilingus, sucking dick, sucking on toes, leaving hickeys. Biting, especially in unexpected places (faces, calves). Long, deep kisses, the kind of making out that leaves the head spinning.
- Awkward, first time sex, whether for the first time ever or the first time with another person or with this particular person. Two people who aren’t necessarily good at it, but enthusiastic. Fumbling first time masturbation, first kisses that start out spitty and end up toe curlingly good.
- Wingkink, extra limbs. Inhuman bodies being explored by the original body’s owners, or else by someone else who wants to explore them. Especially when it's angelic - multiple faces, fiery wings, things like that.
- Moments of sweetness in sadism, moments of sadism in sweetness. A kiss on the cheek before slapping the face, fingernails raking down someone’s thighs as you suck on their clit.
- Silliness/jokes while sex is happening, especially when it’s lampshaded. Sex is weird and funny, so why not laugh about it?
- Clothes sharing, clothing fetishes. Characters kinking on wearing someone's clothing, smelling it, fantasizing about getting caught jerking off in it.
- People being horny. Squirming in seats, pressing thighs together. Wet spots and hard nipples, biting lips and fidgeting. People noticing other people's bodies in horny ways - seeing the curve of a breast under a shirt and imagining grabbing it, daydreaming about what someone's fingers would feel like inside them as they watch someone write, or grinding against someone's thigh as you watch them cross their legs. Especially if the horny person is embarrassed by it, or the object of their affection notices and teases them.
- For ageplay (especially ABDL), I love Littles who are embarrassed. Babies who have accidents (or “accidents”) who get scolded for it and cleaned up. Babies getting diapered and put in comfy clothes, being tickled and kissed and fussed over. Babies who aren’t allowed to come, who can play with Mommy’s breasts or nurse or get bounced on knees, in diapers so thick they can’t close their legs and can’t get enough stimulation to come, but want to try anyway. Babies being given bottles and binkies, being read to, falling asleep with their heads on Mommy’s breast, listening to her heartbeat and feeling the rise and fall of her breath.
- Groping and grabbing, women covertly feeling other women up. Hands that brush against a breast, across someone’s ass, first accidentally, than a bit more deliberately. The grope-ee staying quiet, letting themselves be touched. Maybe they’re actively encouraging it, wearing shorter skirts or lower cut shirts. Women taking pleasure in other women’s bodies, by jiggling breasts or pinching asses, making her come in her pants.
- Cannibalism and gore. Trusting someone to put their hands in your guts, loving someone that you want to have them inside you forever. The longing to consume or be consumed, to share your deepest, ugliest parts.
- PIning. Teenage girls who have crushes on their teachers or mentors, idolizing them, blushing and stuttering and trying to impress them.
-I really, really love characters with good intentions doing bad things for the “right” reasons. “I’m hurting you because I love you and it’ll help you”, “I’m taking away your privileges because I want you to be safe,” “we both know you’ll be happier if I make this decision,” that kind of thing. Never out of malice, never out of anger, but out of a genuine belief that they’re doing the right thing. This can tie into ABDL stuff, where someone is babied because they can’t be trusted to take care of themselves, There’s a lot of “this is for your own good, sweetheart” condescension.
- Anal. I just really, really love anal. A lot.
- Older women in authority taking advantage of younger women under their authority.
- Omegaverse with female characters. Ladies with knotting cocks, ladies going into heat. Women impregnating other women, women fawning over their pregnant girlfriends. Scenting, growling, marking each other. Heats that result in nests, nurturing Alphas and possessive omegas. Characters embarrassed about their instincts, but going along with them anyway.
Doctor Who
Amy Pond/River Song
Martha Jones/Amy Pond
Thirteenth Doctor/Amy Pond
Thirteenth Doctor/Bill Potts
Thirteenth Doctor/Donna Noble
Thirteenth Doctor/Missy
Thirteenth Doctor/River Song
Thirteenth Doctor/Rose Tyler
Thirteenth Doctor/Sarah Jane Smith
Thirteenth Doctor/Yasmin Khan
Amy/River is the horrible incest ship of my heart and I eat it up with a spoon. Anything with these two, preferably a little angsty. Maybe River knows and seduces Amy anyway, maybe Amy is in love with River even after she finds out, maybe there’s just kissing and neither of them know, I don’t care. But I love smut and sadness with these two. Especially if you can play up the fact that River comes off as super worldly and Amy as slightly fragile. I’d love something involving the two of them meeting in reverse order, the way the Doctor meets River as well - Amy meets River at her most put together, River meets Amy when her mother is a grown, confident woman, and the two of them have a whole messy, complicated affair.
I don’t have any specific ideas for Martha/Amy - I think they’d get on well. I can see them bonding over the Doctor, or maybe even just meeting together in a bar. Maybe Martha hitches a ride on the TARDIS for some reason, and the two of them make out in a bar, or run into each other some other time. I can see Martha appreciating Amy’s firecracker personality, and maybe Martha reminds Amy of Rory a bit, since she’s a doctor and also very down to earth? I’m not especially picky, I just think they’re too gorgeous women who’d get on well together.
The Doctor running into any of her old female companions, reuniting. Something sweet and horny as she shows them how much they mean to he Bill fucking her because “i love a blond, and you’re hot like this.” Maybe she tries to “make it up” to Bill (even if Bill doesn’t understand what she means), the Doctor hooking up with Donna as an “I’m sorry”, Thirteen meeting up with Rose and bonding over old times, Thirteen with Sarah Jane in the attic, reminiscing about old times.
The Doctor and River, meeting up somewhere in their different time streams. I especially love River comparing the Doctor as she is now to all the other ways the Doctor used to be. Anything with the two of them being in love and together, however they can be.
The Doctor and Missy are best enemies, and I’d love to see something playing with that dynamic. Especially something where Missy makes fun of the Doctor for “copying her” or something similar to that. Their general dynamic is pulling on each other’s (metaphorical) pigtails, and I’d love to see that played with.
I love how enthusiastic the Doctor is about everything. I really love the idea of her just… propositioning Yaz, and Yaz being embarrassed but going along with it. Maybe the Doctor has a crush on Yaz and has been trying to impress her, or maybe the Doctor is faintly bashful around Yaz, but is trying really hard. Maybe the Doctor is really good at giving sex, but she’s never had a chance to actually experience her current body yet. Maybe she’s a sense freak who just wants to try it all out. I would love the Doctor getting flustered but really into it, horny and faintly flying by the seat of her pants, but definitely into it.
Umbrella Academy
Allison Hargreeves/Vanya Hargreeves
Helen Cho/Vanya Hargreeves
The Handler/Vanya Hargreeves
The Handler/Lila PItts
The Handler/Allison Hargreeves
Vanya Hargreeves/Lila Pitts (The Umbrella Academy TV)
Allison Hargreeves/Lila Pitts (The Umbrella Academy TV)
Allison Hargreeves/Helen Cho
For Allison/Vanya specifically, I’d really love something playing with their specific dynamic. Vanya held so much resentment towards Allison for so long (rightly or wrongly), and Allison still has every right to hold a grudge. But the both of them are trying to let go, as best they can. The two of them bonding over their weird childhoods, or the ways they’ve both at least tried to be normal. I’d also love something involving Vanya pining for Allison, maybe?
For any of the Handler pairings, I’d love anything showing the creepy. Whether the creepy incest-y vibes with Lila, or the fact that she’s a manipulative creep who’d try anything to manipulate the sisters to try to get what she wants. I’m not really picky about any specific scenario, although I do love the idea of an AU where she adopted Vanya or Allison instead of Lila, and seeing where it can go from there.
For any of the Helen pairings, I’d really like something where she meets Allison and is singularly unimpressed by her. Maybe something where there’s a bit of the “well, I suppose you’re good, but how much of that was just your power?” sort of thing. With Vanya, I just loved Vanya trying so hard to be friends. I’d love something with that - maybe the two of them end up getting together now that Vanya has more self confidence?
I’d absolutely adore anything with Lila and Allison. Maybe Allison meeting Lila while she’s still in the 1960s - Lila choosing Allison as her mark instead of Diego, or the two of them just running into each other. Alternatively, after everything has happened, the two of them being awkward and weird together and ending up hooking up. I’d especially love to see something with Allison seeing what it’s like to be rumored.
Vanya and Lila getting together feels like it would be interesting - I can see Lila pulling Vanya out of her usual “I was excluded” funk with “hey, at least you weren’t entirely alone,” or maybe the both of them feeling like misfits in the family. The two of them bonding over being awkward when they come to their powers. Alternately, maybe Lila just going after Vanya instead of Sissy, or even a full on seducing Vanya away from Sissy, the two of them running off together.
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
Agatha/Dorcas/Prudence Night
Agatha/Dorcas/Prudence Night/Sabrina Spellman (CAoS)
Prudence Night/Sabrina Spellman (CAoS)
Sabrina Spellman/Mary Wardwell | Madam Satan | Lilith (CAoS)
I love the Weird Sisters, and their weird codependency. I’d love anything with that, and the way they love each other to the point that they’re almost one person in three bodies. I’d also love to see how Sabrina fits into this dynamic - if she slides in neatly, or if she’s not as close a fit.
Prudence and Sabrina manage to care about each other while also annoying each other, and that’s really a dynamic I can’t get enough of. I’d love to see anything playing around with that, honestly.
Sabrina and Lilith have such a complicated relationship. She’s loyal to Sabrina for the sake of her father, then acts as something like her protector. The mix of hatred and love that seems all tangled up in Lilith, mixed in with protectiveness. I’d also love anything where Sabrina had a crush on Miss Wardwell in particular, and the way that changed when she was Lilith. Or even if you wanted to set it earlier, where Sabrina ends up getting together with someone who she thinks is her teacher.
The Locked Tomb Trilogy
Camilla Hect/Gideon Nav
Gideon Nav/Coronabeth Tridentarius
Gideon Nav/Dulcinea Septimus
Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus/Ianthe Tridentarius
Gideon Nav/Ianthe Tridentarius
Harrowhark Nonagesimus/Ianthe Tridentarius
Pyrrha Dve/Wake | Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead
I absolutely adore how stupid Gideon gets around women she’s attracted to, and I would love absolutely anything to do with that. Especially if whoever she’s with is also super into her muscles.
Gideon and Harrow, constantly sniping but utterly devoted to each other. I don’t have any particular prompts for it, but I’d love just about anything. I didn’t even have a kink for loyalty before I read these books, and yet.
Ianthe and Harrow just have each other, it seems like. I’d love something involving the two of them sleeping together (literally), and then the two of them end up sleeping together (metaphorically), especially after the new arm is grown on.
I know almost nothing about Pyrrha and Wake, but I would love to see almost anything done with the two of them. Especially considering they’re in two different bodies for certain parts of it, or going back to when Wake was in her own body. I’m not picky.
Thank you very much for reading my letter!
My AO3 handle is TheseusInTheMaze!
I’m pretty open minded when it comes to gifts - if you get an idea that involves any of my likes and pairings, but doesn’t match any of my prompts, I am totally okay with that!
DNW
First Person/Second Person POV
Scat
Spitting
Urethral sounding
Tribbing
Soulmate/one and only AUs.
Permanent Character Death
Suicide/self harm/eating disorders
Mundane AUs
Hopeless endings
WandM with food (versus paint, slime, etc)
Umbrella Academy - Five/Vanya
Umbrella Academy - non-incest AUs
Umbrella Academy - Vanya in femme clothes and makeup (barring the Umbrella Academy uniform)
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina - changing Sabrina’s canon age
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina - Season 3
The Doctor and the Master/Missy being referred to with they/them pronouns
The Doctor and the Master being referred to as Theta and Koschei
General Likes
- Fairy tale motifs, biblical (as in Old Testament) motifs, mythological motifs in general
- Characters bonding over domestic things (especially cooking/baking/grocery shopping/other things to do with food), characters arguing over domestic things, characters making up with each other with domestic things. People doing each other’s laundry as a sign of affection, people making food for each other as a sign of affection, or to show their annoyance, but they love them anyway.
- Transformation, especially wings/extra arms. Preferably with some horror, but not too much of the “snapping of bones” variety. “My body isn’t mine anymore/my body has changed” but not the visceral gooey bits of it, more the existential threat.
- Themes of things repeating, traditions, “we’ve done this before, but let’s try it again anyway, to see what works.”
- Casual genderfuckery - guys in skirts and girls in suits, and nobody cares, apart from possibly finding that particular person hot. No deep rumination on gender, just comfort in playing with it.
- People saying the wrong thing, then trying to fix it, and all parties not being perfect, but more or less muddling through. Characters reconciling after a long time apart.
- Little moments captured at certain times of day - late night cups of tea at the dinner table, watching the sunset while walking down the street, the quiet moment in a kitchen while a party is going on outside.
- Skin hungry characters finally being “fed” with platonic, romantic, or sexual touch.
Long, meandering, organic conversations that go on tangents.
- Characters who are bad at being emotionally sincere trying very hard to do so.
- People at the beach - warm sand, the sun beating down, the quiet when it gets late, ice cream and sandwiches while sitting under a beach umbrella.
- Inclement weather. Snow, rain, thunderstorms. Characters getting caught up in it, characters taking shelter from it, characters getting ready to go out in it. I love the way the weather can set the scene.
- Isolation, real or imagined. The way an apartment late at night can feel like an island of light in the middle of a vast ocean, or being on an actual small boat on a vast ocean. Isolated cabins in the mountains, beach houses late at night, empty streets at the very end of the day. That sweet desolation you feel, looking over an empty space and it’s just you and the one you love.
- Places with personality. Old houses with a lot of rooms, towns that have history, forests that love you and also kind of want to eat you, the ocean that will tell you its secrets as it swallows you up.
- Pining that’s trying to be subtle but isn’t. People in denial about their own feelings, then giving in to them in private. People being embarrassed and happy and sad and complicated at being in love, platonically or romantically or in ways that even they aren’t sure about.
- Daemon AUs. Please give me all the people with their souls on the outside of their bodies as animals. My id eats that up like candy.
- Non-monogamy. Please give me all the polyam content.
Smut Likes
- Face touching/holding, hand touching/holding. Sucking on fingers, shoving fingers into mouths, palms against cheeks, tracing someone’s profile with the tip of a finger, thumbs pressed into dimples.
- Focus on mouths - cunnilingus, sucking dick, sucking on toes, leaving hickeys. Biting, especially in unexpected places (faces, calves). Long, deep kisses, the kind of making out that leaves the head spinning.
- Awkward, first time sex, whether for the first time ever or the first time with another person or with this particular person. Two people who aren’t necessarily good at it, but enthusiastic. Fumbling first time masturbation, first kisses that start out spitty and end up toe curlingly good.
- Wingkink, extra limbs. Inhuman bodies being explored by the original body’s owners, or else by someone else who wants to explore them. Especially when it's angelic - multiple faces, fiery wings, things like that.
- Moments of sweetness in sadism, moments of sadism in sweetness. A kiss on the cheek before slapping the face, fingernails raking down someone’s thighs as you suck on their clit.
- Silliness/jokes while sex is happening, especially when it’s lampshaded. Sex is weird and funny, so why not laugh about it?
- Clothes sharing, clothing fetishes. Characters kinking on wearing someone's clothing, smelling it, fantasizing about getting caught jerking off in it.
- People being horny. Squirming in seats, pressing thighs together. Wet spots and hard nipples, biting lips and fidgeting. People noticing other people's bodies in horny ways - seeing the curve of a breast under a shirt and imagining grabbing it, daydreaming about what someone's fingers would feel like inside them as they watch someone write, or grinding against someone's thigh as you watch them cross their legs. Especially if the horny person is embarrassed by it, or the object of their affection notices and teases them.
- For ageplay (especially ABDL), I love Littles who are embarrassed. Babies who have accidents (or “accidents”) who get scolded for it and cleaned up. Babies getting diapered and put in comfy clothes, being tickled and kissed and fussed over. Babies who aren’t allowed to come, who can play with Mommy’s breasts or nurse or get bounced on knees, in diapers so thick they can’t close their legs and can’t get enough stimulation to come, but want to try anyway. Babies being given bottles and binkies, being read to, falling asleep with their heads on Mommy’s breast, listening to her heartbeat and feeling the rise and fall of her breath.
- Groping and grabbing, women covertly feeling other women up. Hands that brush against a breast, across someone’s ass, first accidentally, than a bit more deliberately. The grope-ee staying quiet, letting themselves be touched. Maybe they’re actively encouraging it, wearing shorter skirts or lower cut shirts. Women taking pleasure in other women’s bodies, by jiggling breasts or pinching asses, making her come in her pants.
- Cannibalism and gore. Trusting someone to put their hands in your guts, loving someone that you want to have them inside you forever. The longing to consume or be consumed, to share your deepest, ugliest parts.
- PIning. Teenage girls who have crushes on their teachers or mentors, idolizing them, blushing and stuttering and trying to impress them.
-I really, really love characters with good intentions doing bad things for the “right” reasons. “I’m hurting you because I love you and it’ll help you”, “I’m taking away your privileges because I want you to be safe,” “we both know you’ll be happier if I make this decision,” that kind of thing. Never out of malice, never out of anger, but out of a genuine belief that they’re doing the right thing. This can tie into ABDL stuff, where someone is babied because they can’t be trusted to take care of themselves, There’s a lot of “this is for your own good, sweetheart” condescension.
- Anal. I just really, really love anal. A lot.
- Older women in authority taking advantage of younger women under their authority.
- Omegaverse with female characters. Ladies with knotting cocks, ladies going into heat. Women impregnating other women, women fawning over their pregnant girlfriends. Scenting, growling, marking each other. Heats that result in nests, nurturing Alphas and possessive omegas. Characters embarrassed about their instincts, but going along with them anyway.
Doctor Who
Amy Pond/River Song
Martha Jones/Amy Pond
Thirteenth Doctor/Amy Pond
Thirteenth Doctor/Bill Potts
Thirteenth Doctor/Donna Noble
Thirteenth Doctor/Missy
Thirteenth Doctor/River Song
Thirteenth Doctor/Rose Tyler
Thirteenth Doctor/Sarah Jane Smith
Thirteenth Doctor/Yasmin Khan
Amy/River is the horrible incest ship of my heart and I eat it up with a spoon. Anything with these two, preferably a little angsty. Maybe River knows and seduces Amy anyway, maybe Amy is in love with River even after she finds out, maybe there’s just kissing and neither of them know, I don’t care. But I love smut and sadness with these two. Especially if you can play up the fact that River comes off as super worldly and Amy as slightly fragile. I’d love something involving the two of them meeting in reverse order, the way the Doctor meets River as well - Amy meets River at her most put together, River meets Amy when her mother is a grown, confident woman, and the two of them have a whole messy, complicated affair.
I don’t have any specific ideas for Martha/Amy - I think they’d get on well. I can see them bonding over the Doctor, or maybe even just meeting together in a bar. Maybe Martha hitches a ride on the TARDIS for some reason, and the two of them make out in a bar, or run into each other some other time. I can see Martha appreciating Amy’s firecracker personality, and maybe Martha reminds Amy of Rory a bit, since she’s a doctor and also very down to earth? I’m not especially picky, I just think they’re too gorgeous women who’d get on well together.
The Doctor running into any of her old female companions, reuniting. Something sweet and horny as she shows them how much they mean to he Bill fucking her because “i love a blond, and you’re hot like this.” Maybe she tries to “make it up” to Bill (even if Bill doesn’t understand what she means), the Doctor hooking up with Donna as an “I’m sorry”, Thirteen meeting up with Rose and bonding over old times, Thirteen with Sarah Jane in the attic, reminiscing about old times.
The Doctor and River, meeting up somewhere in their different time streams. I especially love River comparing the Doctor as she is now to all the other ways the Doctor used to be. Anything with the two of them being in love and together, however they can be.
The Doctor and Missy are best enemies, and I’d love to see something playing with that dynamic. Especially something where Missy makes fun of the Doctor for “copying her” or something similar to that. Their general dynamic is pulling on each other’s (metaphorical) pigtails, and I’d love to see that played with.
I love how enthusiastic the Doctor is about everything. I really love the idea of her just… propositioning Yaz, and Yaz being embarrassed but going along with it. Maybe the Doctor has a crush on Yaz and has been trying to impress her, or maybe the Doctor is faintly bashful around Yaz, but is trying really hard. Maybe the Doctor is really good at giving sex, but she’s never had a chance to actually experience her current body yet. Maybe she’s a sense freak who just wants to try it all out. I would love the Doctor getting flustered but really into it, horny and faintly flying by the seat of her pants, but definitely into it.
Umbrella Academy
Allison Hargreeves/Vanya Hargreeves
Helen Cho/Vanya Hargreeves
The Handler/Vanya Hargreeves
The Handler/Lila PItts
The Handler/Allison Hargreeves
Vanya Hargreeves/Lila Pitts (The Umbrella Academy TV)
Allison Hargreeves/Lila Pitts (The Umbrella Academy TV)
Allison Hargreeves/Helen Cho
For Allison/Vanya specifically, I’d really love something playing with their specific dynamic. Vanya held so much resentment towards Allison for so long (rightly or wrongly), and Allison still has every right to hold a grudge. But the both of them are trying to let go, as best they can. The two of them bonding over their weird childhoods, or the ways they’ve both at least tried to be normal. I’d also love something involving Vanya pining for Allison, maybe?
For any of the Handler pairings, I’d love anything showing the creepy. Whether the creepy incest-y vibes with Lila, or the fact that she’s a manipulative creep who’d try anything to manipulate the sisters to try to get what she wants. I’m not really picky about any specific scenario, although I do love the idea of an AU where she adopted Vanya or Allison instead of Lila, and seeing where it can go from there.
For any of the Helen pairings, I’d really like something where she meets Allison and is singularly unimpressed by her. Maybe something where there’s a bit of the “well, I suppose you’re good, but how much of that was just your power?” sort of thing. With Vanya, I just loved Vanya trying so hard to be friends. I’d love something with that - maybe the two of them end up getting together now that Vanya has more self confidence?
I’d absolutely adore anything with Lila and Allison. Maybe Allison meeting Lila while she’s still in the 1960s - Lila choosing Allison as her mark instead of Diego, or the two of them just running into each other. Alternatively, after everything has happened, the two of them being awkward and weird together and ending up hooking up. I’d especially love to see something with Allison seeing what it’s like to be rumored.
Vanya and Lila getting together feels like it would be interesting - I can see Lila pulling Vanya out of her usual “I was excluded” funk with “hey, at least you weren’t entirely alone,” or maybe the both of them feeling like misfits in the family. The two of them bonding over being awkward when they come to their powers. Alternately, maybe Lila just going after Vanya instead of Sissy, or even a full on seducing Vanya away from Sissy, the two of them running off together.
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
Agatha/Dorcas/Prudence Night
Agatha/Dorcas/Prudence Night/Sabrina Spellman (CAoS)
Prudence Night/Sabrina Spellman (CAoS)
Sabrina Spellman/Mary Wardwell | Madam Satan | Lilith (CAoS)
I love the Weird Sisters, and their weird codependency. I’d love anything with that, and the way they love each other to the point that they’re almost one person in three bodies. I’d also love to see how Sabrina fits into this dynamic - if she slides in neatly, or if she’s not as close a fit.
Prudence and Sabrina manage to care about each other while also annoying each other, and that’s really a dynamic I can’t get enough of. I’d love to see anything playing around with that, honestly.
Sabrina and Lilith have such a complicated relationship. She’s loyal to Sabrina for the sake of her father, then acts as something like her protector. The mix of hatred and love that seems all tangled up in Lilith, mixed in with protectiveness. I’d also love anything where Sabrina had a crush on Miss Wardwell in particular, and the way that changed when she was Lilith. Or even if you wanted to set it earlier, where Sabrina ends up getting together with someone who she thinks is her teacher.
The Locked Tomb Trilogy
Camilla Hect/Gideon Nav
Gideon Nav/Coronabeth Tridentarius
Gideon Nav/Dulcinea Septimus
Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus/Ianthe Tridentarius
Gideon Nav/Ianthe Tridentarius
Harrowhark Nonagesimus/Ianthe Tridentarius
Pyrrha Dve/Wake | Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead
I absolutely adore how stupid Gideon gets around women she’s attracted to, and I would love absolutely anything to do with that. Especially if whoever she’s with is also super into her muscles.
Gideon and Harrow, constantly sniping but utterly devoted to each other. I don’t have any particular prompts for it, but I’d love just about anything. I didn’t even have a kink for loyalty before I read these books, and yet.
Ianthe and Harrow just have each other, it seems like. I’d love something involving the two of them sleeping together (literally), and then the two of them end up sleeping together (metaphorically), especially after the new arm is grown on.
I know almost nothing about Pyrrha and Wake, but I would love to see almost anything done with the two of them. Especially considering they’re in two different bodies for certain parts of it, or going back to when Wake was in her own body. I’m not picky.